Allie Mccoskey

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Watch Allie Mccoskey's Kill Tony episode 209 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.44 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

- Whoa, I was a pretty dumb kid growing up.

I was pretty dumb, like later on, like in high school,

I learned what the word illiterate was,

and I was like, oh fuck, I think this is me.

[Bit 2]

I also didn't really understand the concept of veganism.

I remember I was in middle school at this time in my life,

and I ordered a chicken wrap, and the lady was like,

"This has lettuce in it," and I was like, "Wow, I think I'm vegan now."

[Bit 3]

I feel like I eat pretty bad.

I feel like I've been gaining weight recently,

Which is pretty scary because I don't think I'm ready to rely on my personality.

[Bit 4]

I eat at Chipotle a lot because it's the only place where you can eat a salad with sour cream on top.

And that's all I'm going to do, thanks.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setup- Whoa, I was a pretty dumb kid growing up.

setupI was pretty dumb, like later on, like in high school,

setupI learned what the word illiterate was,

punchlineand I was like, oh fuck, I think this is me.