Enrique Chacon

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Watch Enrique Chacon's Kill Tony episode 658 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.83 punch density, 1.50 tag density.

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.50 beats/set·0.38 punch density·0.66 tag density·6 sets

This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.83 punch density·1.50 tag density

- Damn, now I gotta catch my breath, dog.

[Bit 1]

Anyways, man, I got an aggressive dog at home.

I got this motherfucker during COVID,

so I didn't have a chance to socialize him.

And now he wants to kill everybody, bro.

And this an issue.

He talked about my brother the other day,

and I'm defending him against my family,

'cause he's my fucking fur baby, right?

But as I'm defending him, I'm realizing

that I started sounding like a school shooter's mom, y'all.

I'm sorry he hurt those people.

You just gotta get to know him.

He's a good boy.

[Bit 2]

I think it's fucked up that my dog has insurance and I don't.

Look how much I'm sweating.

Look at me. I need all the insurance I can get.

He has allstate just in case he kills somebody.

That's a grown Latino man.

All I have for insurance is a Virgin Mary candle...

...and Vig's vapor of.

Thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupAnyways, man, I got an aggressive dog at home.

setupI got this motherfucker during COVID,

setupso I didn't have a chance to socialize him.

punchlineAnd now he wants to kill everybody, bro.