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2017-08-27

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Watch Brian Riley's Kill Tony episode 199 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 0.41 punch density, 2.50 tag density.

Career avg·1.50 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.71 punch density·2.15 tag density·2 sets

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.41 punch density·2.50 tag density

What's going on, guys?

[Bit 1]

I am 41.

I'm single.

I blame a lot of that on the fact

that I worked at Olive Garden for extremely long time

in my adult life, though.

I was able to hook up with women while I

I worked at Olive Garden.

That wasn't the issue.

I just couldn't seriously date women,

fuck guy that works at Olive Garden.

I have standards for myself.

You just fucked a guy at Olive Garden.

I can't take you home to mom.

You fucked me.

That's embarrassing.

I guess I mentioned it.

[Bit 2]

I did work at Olive Garden for a while.

Funniest day at Olive Garden.

There was a wedding reception.

Olive Garden, the bride, the groom, the tux, the gown, 43 people to celebrate this union.

Okay, I live at the beach in San Diego. I've been doing drugs all my life. I can't judge anybody for

anything at all, but that bitch settled. You know what I'm talking about? There's no way that was on

her bucket list. She knows what I'm talking about. She's laughing. Oh, all right. Thank you,

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

contradiction

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setupI am 41.

setupI'm single.

setupI blame a lot of that on the fact

setupthat I worked at Olive Garden for extremely long time

setupin my adult life, though.

setupI was able to hook up with women while I

setupI worked at Olive Garden.

setupThat wasn't the issue.

setupI just couldn't seriously date women,

setupfuck guy that works at Olive Garden.

punchlineI have standards for myself.

tagYou just fucked a guy at Olive Garden.

tagI can't take you home to mom.

tagYou fucked me.

tagThat's embarrassing.