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2017-08-27

Ali Macofsky

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Watch Ali Macofsky's Kill Tony episode 199 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 3 joke beats, 0.22 punch density, 0.33 tag density.

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This set·1 bit·3 beats·0.22 punch density·0.33 tag density

[Bit 1]

I am half Jewish.

Thank you.

I'm half Jewish.

My dad's the Jew in the family.

So all my life, people would always tell me

that I'm not really Jewish

because it's like this whole thing, you know?

People always say, "Oh, your dad's Jewish.

"You're not Jewish."

My whole life I've been told I'm not Jewish.

And then I went to this rally

and a bunch of white supremacists were there

And they kept saying, "Kike, kike."

And I was like, "Really?

Thank you so much."

I was like, "It's okay though, my dad's the Jew."

And then they just kept saying, "Kike."

It was great.

I was like, I went to this protest against white supremacists

and I finally got the validation that I wanted.

This is why I stick to talking about my pussy.

Because I didn't go to college

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setupI am half Jewish.

setupI'm half Jewish.

setupMy dad's the Jew in the family.

setupSo all my life, people would always tell me

setupthat I'm not really Jewish

setupbecause it's like this whole thing, you know?

setupPeople always say, "Oh, your dad's Jewish.

setup"You're not Jewish."

setupMy whole life I've been told I'm not Jewish.

setupAnd then I went to this rally

setupand a bunch of white supremacists were there

setupAnd they kept saying, "Kike, kike."

setupAnd I was like, "Really?

punchlineThank you so much."