- How's it going, motherfucking New York City?
[Bit 1]
I actually had to sleep in the rental car last night because when I walked into my hotel
room, y'all's governor, Kathy Hochul, was in there with four Venezuelan guys.
[Bit 2]
What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA?
NBA players don't peg me.
No Caitlin Clark ain't ever gonna stop singing shit in my blood.
[Bit 3]
And for the Olympic closing ceremony, France is going to raise Jesus from the dead just
so they can hang him again.
I wonder why France didn't involve the prophet Muhammad in the opening ceremonies.
Yeah, I was talking about you dumbass.
Don't look at me like that, you fucking idiot.
[Bit 4]
- So nice to be here, Madison Square Gardens!
I've never been to Madison Square Gardens before, but I'm going to be honest, this is
I've never been to the gardens before, but it is beautiful in here.
Love Madison Square Gardens.
I mean, I've never been to a garden.
It's not Plural William, it's Madison Square Gardens.
That's what Red Band told me earlier.
He's fucking, he's telling everybody back there.
It's fucking, wait, hold on.
I'm actually getting a call on my Bluetooth right now.
Okay, yeah, I can meet you at the Hampton Inn.
Red Band, it's actually your mom.
I'm actually talking to your mom right now
That old slut loves fucking New York City.
Hope he's gonna say something.
And what's that stupid couple doing leaving right there?
I mean, I'm already having the set
of my fucking life right now.
Who the fuck are you doing?
- Somebody kill those two.
I'm having the set of my life up here right now.
I'm so excited to get with Red Bay and with Tom later and just have a lot of fun tonight
[Bit 5]
I was at freaking, I was trading stocks today
I've lost $60,000 in the recent stock market
So yeah, I think I might move here.
I gotta start working on my stocks.
And I do know, stocks in Red Band's Pussy are gonna go,
okay, aboard, aboard, I messed that up.
