Brian Vokey

Bucket PullMan

Watch Brian Vokey's Kill Tony episode 164 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 2 joke beats, 0.33 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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I can't wear a new pair of pants for less than a half hour

without blowing out the crotch.

Which wouldn't be a problem, except I don't have the kind of job where my dick can be out all day.

I'm a preschool teacher.

It's disrespectful as fuck to have your dick out in a classroom setting.

Like the other day I was going to read the kids cloudy with a chance of meatballs, you

know that story?

I sit down, I was going to read them that, and as I sat down my pants ripped open, and

because I'm thick I got to apply baby powder in the morning.

So when my pants ripped a plume of smoke came out of my crotch.

Like my dick was a trick cigar.

I had to say something, I had to address it,

so I was like, more like Cloudy with a chance of my balls.

Right, kids?

I don't know where I'm at there.

I'm good, I'm good.

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setupI can't wear a new pair of pants for less than a half hour

setupwithout blowing out the crotch.

setupWhich wouldn't be a problem, except I don't have the kind of job where my dick can be out all day.

punchlineI'm a preschool teacher.

tagIt's disrespectful as fuck to have your dick out in a classroom setting.