Brian Vokey on Kill Tony
3 sets·1.00 bits/set·2.67 beats/set·0.44 punch density·0.92 tag density
About Brian Vokey's sets
Brian Vokey has done 3 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #139 (28 Dec 2018) and the latest on episode #164 (23 July 2016).
Brian Vokey came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Brian Vokey has performed for guest panels including Pat Regan, Jeremiah Watkins, Bill Burr and Dom Irrera.
Brian Vokey averages 0.44 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 60% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Brian Vokey's punch density went from 0.50 in the first set to 0.33 in the latest.
On average Brian Vokey follows each punchline with 0.92 tags.
Of the 8 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 3 are misdirect jokes, ahead of reframe (2).
Appearances
Jokes from Brian Vokey's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #16423 July 2016
I can't wear a new pair of pants for less than a half hour without blowing out the crotch. Which wouldn't be a problem, except I don't have the kind of job where my dick can be out all day.
I'm a preschool teacher.
It's disrespectful as fuck to have your dick out in a classroom setting.
So when my pants ripped a plume of smoke came out of my crotch. Like my dick was a trick cigar. I had to say something, I had to address it,
so I was like, more like Cloudy with a chance of my balls.
Right, kids?
KT #1482 Apr 2016
so I got to the metal detector. And I didn't want to run back to my car, so I thought I'd ditch it in the bushes.
Which is apparently the same idea a whole fucking army had.
You would not believe the arsenal I found in the courthouse bushes.
They looked like an Easter egg hunt at Ted Nugent's house.
KT #13928 Dec 2018
So I thought I had a chance to go say hi to her and I was like, "Hey, Carrie, how's it going?" And she's like, "Not so good, my dad just died." And then the doors closed and the train just dragged her away.
I was like, "Thank fucking God!
Jesus, that was going to be an uncomfortable conversation."
You know how many times I wish a train had dragged a conversation away from me?
We walk you down the street, "Brian, Brian Vokey, Duluth High School, man, me!"
Or they're like, "Brady Stevens is here."