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Kill Tony #164 - Pat Regan & Jeremiah Watkins

2016-07-23

Zachary Stein

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Watch Zachary Stein's Kill Tony episode 164 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.19 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

Career avg·2.75 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.25 punch density·0.33 tag density·4 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.19 punch density·0.00 tag density

[Bit 1]

Still use a pot dealer. I fucking hate him. He's the worst person I know

Like the best example is he'll text me or he'll tell me about like he'll brag about

going to strip club and paying for a blowjob.

But don't get me wrong I think that's a great thing to do.

I paid for a blowjob, paid for multiple blowjobs.

And if I had a nickel for every time I paid for a blowjob I would have like an unsustainable

business model.

[Bit 2]

Like what a noise is bragging about you,

you know, it's like you partake in commerce,

you pay for a service, I remember like,

yo, I went to Denny's the other day,

I gave them money, they brought me food,

they cleaned it up, I run that bitch.

[Bit 3]

It's ridiculous, I like text him,

and he makes me use code words for pot,

so I do now, I'll be like, hey friend,

that one's a code word, hey friend,

I need half an ounce of child pornography.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupStill use a pot dealer. I fucking hate him. He's the worst person I know

setupLike the best example is he'll text me or he'll tell me about like he'll brag about

setupgoing to strip club and paying for a blowjob.

setupBut don't get me wrong I think that's a great thing to do.

setupI paid for a blowjob, paid for multiple blowjobs.

setupAnd if I had a nickel for every time I paid for a blowjob I would have like an unsustainable

punchlinebusiness model.