Vanessa Johnston

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Watch Vanessa Johnston's Kill Tony episode 164 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.50 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

I don't identify as a Republican or a Democrat.

I'm an atheist.

Yeah, fuck that joke.

So stupid.

[Bit 2]

I don't know though, like how are you proud

to identify as an elephant or a donkey?

Like those are the lamest animals.

Like elephants are fat, hairy, nearly extinct,

and so are most Republicans, but Democrats are stubborn.

Asses, so annoying.

[Bit 3]

According to studies, the registered voting population

is 20% Republican, 30% Democrat, 40% Independent,

and the remaining percentage are like,

where's George Washington?

Like, fuck all these guys.

[Bit 4]

What sucks is that registered independents,

the majority of the population, are not allowed to vote.

Okay.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

misdirect

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setupI don't identify as a Republican or a Democrat.

punchlineI'm an atheist.