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KT #684 - JOHN CRIST + JEREMY (ADAM RAY)

2024-09-24

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Watch Kam Patterson's Kill Tony episode 684 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.23 punch density, 0.75 tag density.

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This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.23 punch density·0.75 tag density

So, uh, right in this minute, it was kind of hard,

and I really got nothing, but I got --

I got too much right now, but I got something in my notes

that I'm trying to figure out, so maybe I can help me.

[Bit 1]

I just put, "Oh, you got to really be gay to like men

'cause women got assholes, too."

I don't know why I'm going with that yet,

but it's pretty fucking funny though.

'Cause like you just wanting to go to hell,

that's on you, brother.

They got the same asshole.

You could have clothed, you could blindfold a gay nigga

and show him two different assholes.

He wouldn't know the difference.

There'd be no way.

[Bit 2]

It's like, I was in, when I was in a,

when I first fucked a girl when I was 17,

and she told me to fuck in her ass,

and I said, "No, that's gay," right?

And I went to work the next day,

and all my coworkers was like,

"Why you ain't do it, nigga?

"When you get older, you gonna,"

you know what I'm saying?

"You don't know that's not gay."

And I'm like, "You get older, you just become gay?

"That's crazy," right?

That's pretty fucking insane.

I don't understand, I don't understand it.

[Bit 3]

I will tell you this though.

I'm pretty, I like Les Mis.

Les Mis is cool.

Les Mis is pretty cool.

'Cause like, what's better than one pisser?

Two, you know what I'm saying?

That's five.

That'll work, nigga, I'm done.

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setupI just put, "Oh, you got to really be gay to like men

punchline'cause women got assholes, too."