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Watch William Montgomery's Kill Tony episode 684 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.50 punch density, 0.33 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

Last week in North Korea, flooding killed 4,000.

Kim Jong-un reacted to the floods by executing 30 government officials.

Apparently, Kim Jong-un was pissed that he wasn't the one who killed the 4,000 people.

Am I a bad person for not watching the Paralympics?

Okay, yeah, that wasn't even really a joke, okay.

[Bit 2]

I remember when my mom got pregnant with my youngest brother,

and the rumor around town was that it wasn't actually hers.

hers. See, normally you would say like his. Okay, let's keep this moving. I was up in

[Bit 3]

Minnesota this weekend and I've got to say I'm so impressed with Kamala Harris running

mate and current governor of Minnesota, Tim Walz. The guy is my hero. It's insane he not

only took out a Nazi bunker by himself during World War II, but he's also taking the Minnesota

Vikings to three straight Super Bowl wins. So I love Tim Walz. That is my time, Tony

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setupLast week in North Korea, flooding killed 4,000.

setupKim Jong-un reacted to the floods by executing 30 government officials.

punchlineApparently, Kim Jong-un was pissed that he wasn't the one who killed the 4,000 people.