Hans Kim

RegularAsianManBig Joke Book

Watch Hans Kim's Kill Tony episode 584 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.36 punch density, 0.25 tag density.

Career avg·3.23 bits/set·4.21 beats/set·0.61 punch density·0.55 tag density·57 sets

This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.36 punch density·0.25 tag density

- What's up?

[Bit 1]

So if you can tell, I ride a moped.

I love riding a moped.

Everyone's so happy to see me.

I think it's 'cause they think I'm there

to deliver Chinese food.

I got an Asian moped,

which is the equivalent of a white person's minivan.

I can fit my whole family on there.

White people are like, "Holy shit,

"they're sending the poor Asians now."

Rapists and the criminals and the drug dealers.

[Bit 2]

But yeah, recently Kyrie Irving

posted something anti-Semitic

and then he had to give the Jews money,

which I think is funny.

I apologize to the Jewish community.

I will give them what they love the most.

Thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupSo if you can tell, I ride a moped.

setupI love riding a moped.

setupEveryone's so happy to see me.

setupI think it's 'cause they think I'm there

punchlineto deliver Chinese food.