Candace August on Kill Tony
3 sets·1.33 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.49 punch density·1.94 tag density
About Candace August's sets
Candace August has done 3 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #701 (21 Jan 2025) and the latest on episode #766 (5 May 2026).
Candace August came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Candace August has performed for guest panels including Sam Tallent, Ari Shaffir, Mark Normand and Andrew Dice Clay.
Candace August averages 0.49 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 67% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Candace August's punch density went from 0.60 in the first set to 0.44 in the latest.
On average Candace August follows each punchline with 1.94 tags.
Of the 9 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 3 are reframe jokes, ahead of misdirect (2).
Appearances
Jokes from Candace August's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #7665 May 2026
"Hey, Candace, can you please talk to the kids "about Juneteenth?" And that shit pissed me to fuck off.
'Cause then I had to go look up what Juneteenth was.
I had absolutely no idea.
I snuck in the bathroom and searched that shit on Google.
They asked me a dumb question, I give them a dumb answer, like, "Hey Candace, do black people like fried chicken?"
Of course we do, and we can see in the dark.
Did you know that?
KT #7268 July 2025
I'm looking at my husband, so in love. The guy walks in, he's like, "We are gathered here today
"to celebrate this blessed knicker."
Thanks for the compliments, dude,
but you can call me Candace.
KT #70121 Jan 2025
They're real big, as you can see, and they rub together when I walk. So because of the friction,
they're very dark in the middle.
Super black right here.
Don't look away, Tony. Very black.
I was outside minding my business these thighs tried to bum a new port for me.