Mike Diaz on Kill Tony
5 sets·1.80 bits/set·2.60 beats/set·0.20 punch density·0.33 tag density
About Mike Diaz's sets
Mike Diaz has done 5 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #178 (12 Aug 2017) and the latest on episode #219 (23 July 2017).
Mike Diaz came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Mike Diaz has performed for guest panels including Kurt Metzger, Wheeler Walker, Ron White and Sklar Brothers.
Mike Diaz averages 0.20 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 83% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Mike Diaz's punch density went from 0.09 in the first set to 0.18 in the latest.
On average Mike Diaz follows each punchline with 0.33 tags.
Of the 13 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 6 are reframe jokes, ahead of misdirect (3).
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #219 | 23 July 2017 | Kurt Metzger, Wheeler Walker, Ron White | 1 | 0.18 | 1.00 |
| KT #211 | 18 Aug 2017 | Sklar Brothers | 2 | 0.14 | 0.00 |
| KT #200 | 19 Dec 2017 | Dave Attell, Ron White | 2 | 0.33 | 0.33 |
| KT #184 | 18 Dec 2016 | Greg Fitzsimmons | 2 | 0.25 | 0.00 |
| KT #178 | 12 Aug 2017 | Michael Kosta, Josh Martin | 2 | 0.09 | 0.33 |
Jokes from Mike Diaz's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #21923 July 2017
And like, you know, honestly, it's the best policy. So I came out and I was like, "Guys, look, it's... "I mean, it's not looking, I mean, like, foreign change.
"Like, we're pushing low numbers."
They never made fun of me for having a short dick. They just like, they would do this thing where they'd like high five around me and go like,
"Huge dicks!"
And then, like there was a lot of embarrassment
'cause like I didn't, like why didn't I lie?
KT #21118 Aug 2017
Looney Tunes-- Looney Tunes started out-- I mean, Looney Tunes was progressive as fuck, right? Like Bugs Bunny might have been the first trans woman
on television and possibly fucked Elmer Fudd.
Like when they started out, it was really, what's crazy is they just bounced back. Like they went from being super racist
to just playing basketball with Michael Jordan.
KT #20019 Dec 2017
but some people have been saying you know they've been telling me is it uh Maybe he says maybe it's old boy pussy Maybe new boy pussy is just not the same right and if that's the case
then I want to know why my uncle is the smartest man I know right now.
I used to have really long hair and, um... I used to have really long hair and my mom always told me to do 100 strokes before bed every night.
And after a couple years, I finally got through all 100 strokes without finishing, so...
KT #18418 Dec 2016
So I'm thinking about taking extends well one thing that comes with fornication those children. I like children. They're cool I guess children to me you're kind of like kind of like trampolines right because Like you don't really want one all the time at your house
It's cool like to go somewhere else and hang out with one and then you can leave and not have to worry about it
But also like trampolines because it's still highly debated whether or not you can jump on them with your shoes on or not
KT #17812 Aug 2017
If you read carefully at the slogan, In-N-Out is about hamburgers. If you want vegan options, I don't know.
You can eat fucking Tom's shoes, those are vegan.
I don't know if you know that stuff.
So you're trying to wipe it off and you're really trying to fight that. You kind of get on it and then you don't realize that it's still on your hand when you're trying to style your hair.
It's a little on your forehead.