Brian Holtzman on Kill Tony
3 sets·10.33 bits/set·16.67 beats/set·0.63 punch density·0.83 tag density
About Brian Holtzman's sets
Brian Holtzman has done 3 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #682 and the latest on episode #706 (15 Feb 2025).
Brian Holtzman has performed for guest panels including 2025 Nye Heb Arena, Ari Shaffir, Jim Norton [Skankfest 2024] and Madison Square Garden (Night Two).
Brian Holtzman averages 0.63 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 82% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Brian Holtzman's punch density went from 0.85 in the first set to 0.36 in the latest.
On average Brian Holtzman follows each punchline with 0.83 tags.
Of the 50 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 21 are reframe jokes, ahead of contradiction (8).
Appearances
Jokes from Brian Holtzman's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #70615 Feb 2025
Why did it take you so long to figure out you were in a toxic relationship? Was it when he had his hands
wrapped around your fucking throat?
It's all you people care about is putting shopping carts away. Fuck yourself. I'll put it away.
I put it right in the intersection of the parking lot.
And wait for the woman to just drive up and say, "And shit there."
KT #6905 Nov 2024
I never go anywhere without my baby oil. Pete Diddy, you know, and in case you're, in case you're traveling on the plane,
you always wanna have a small size.
There was a fat chick stealing heineken's out of the refrigerator. They tied it to a straight back chair and tortured her.
Everybody lined up and took turns telling her fat jokes.
Or one person thought that was funny.
Somebody who likes fat chicks, I get.
KT #682
All you gotta do in life is mind your own business, your own family's business. Be full of love and gratitude and mind your own business.
I give abortions in my garage on the weekend.
That's my business!
That's not your business!
What are you telling me this for?
I don't have an oil company.
The water level is running.
Oh no.